So, here we are "football season" again and we are, I'm guessing, 4 weeks into the season. It's Sunday and my favorite team is playing, so I decided to just say it like it is!
The sport itself is cool, and exciting, but the truth is a lot of girls, watch football for 1 or 2 reasons. The first and most popular reason is the tight butts!! yep, that's right, we like to watch those butts, in shinny colors running down that field. I just love it when the player is bent over on the field and the announcer is talking about tight ends, I mean, gosh, do they time that out just right or what?
Then the second reason, I really want to put this correctly. We will love football for the love of our man. It's kind of like a pick up line ~ oh baby, I love football ~ give a few stats and name a few players on a team and your good to go. What man doesn't love a woman who loves football.
There are rare instances where a woman actually does enjoy the game of football, but I'd almost bet that she is a butt watcher, while she watches the game.
So there you have it, my theory on women and football. I expect someone will protest what I have said, and that is cool, butt, you know I'm right. Have a nice day, I have a game to watch :)
Fun Football Quotes
1. Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental. ~ Doug Plank
2. If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother. ~ Bo Jackson
3. Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. ~ Don Shula
4. Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. ~ Duffy Daugherty
5. Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer. ~ Anonymous referee - explaining his job
6. The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. ~ Phyllis Diller
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